Almost, but not entirely, unlike chicken soup

If it looks like chicken noodle soup and smells like chicken noodle soup, then you'd imagine it would be safe to assume that it is chicken noodle soup.

Type: drink
Autosell value: 15
Turns on use: 3-5
Intoxication on use: {{{intoxication}}}
Bladder: 2

Cannot be be discarded
Can be be autosold
Can be be traded
Can be be stored

Plural: cups of almost, but not entirely, unlike chicken soup

Obtained From

• Kitchens
  • seriously cybernetic hot beverage dispenser

When Consumed

You slurp down the almost, but not entirely, unlike chicken soup and realise that assumptions really do make an ass out of you and whoever made this soup. Strangely, there's a slight aftertaste of tea.

• You gain 3-5 turns
• You gain 2 bladder

Stats:

• You gain 6 brawn

Effects:

Uses

• Chicken-noodleccino

References

• The name of this item is a reference to Douglas Adams' novel The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, in which a Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser would invariably produce "a cupful of liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea."

• The line "...assumptions make an ass out of you and whomever made this soup." in in reference to the old saying "When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me."

Collection

LordCretin - 3000 | CommanderMack - 2959 | Eboli2x4 - 2256 | jupider - 1337 | Jinxsta - 1337 | McFeisty - 1015 | Gurps - 253 | MsFeisty - 235 | guymansir - 116 | LadyDelilah - 112