Awards

Listed below are the "awards" that are given in the game for completing certain tasks. Once you have completed the requirements for an award go to Burt's Awards in the mall where you can buy the award and it will be placed in the player's profile for everyone to see.

Awards

Number	Name	Image	Image filename	Requirement	Restriction
1	Well that was a waste of time!		A Complete Waste of Time	Click The Construction Site 1001 Times	Had to be completed during Pre-Alpha Stage of Paradox the Musical
2	Certificate of Denoobification		I Am So Smrt	Complete Professor B. Ginner von Noob's Quest	None
4	Was That You?		Was That You	Use 200 Fart-In-A-Bag's from inventory	None
5	Knock Knock		Knock Knock	Use 100 really bad jokes during combat.	None
6	McJob		McJob	Create exactly 30 Artery Hardeners all in one go.	Must be made in one Combine
7	McManager		McManager	Create exactly 50 Artery Hardeners all in one go.	Must be made in one Combine
8	Totally Sporadic		Totally Sporadic	Use 30 funky pink spores, 30 mysterious white spores and 30 strange green spores	None
12	Red Light Award		Red Light Award	Defeat 100 opponents with an intense infrared emitter.	None
26	Compensation		Compensation	Defeat 300 opponents with a really big ruler equipped.	None
28	Butterfists		Butterfists	Become Snotless by fumbling 3 times	None
30	Xtra Strong		Xtra Strong	Reach level 10 or higher with a 20% Brawn stat bias.	Applies to current run only
31	Xtra Smart		Xtra Smrt	Reach level 10 or higher with a 20% Brains stat bias.	Applies to current run only
32	Xtra Brave		Xtra Brave	Reach level 10 or higher with a 20% Bravado stat bias.	Applies to current run only