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* Your attempt to sock with your socks sucks.
 
* Your attempt to sock with your socks sucks.
* You toy around with your socks, but your measly impression of Lamb Chop fails to impress your opponent .[sic]Apparently that was one song that does end.
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* You toy around with your socks, but your measly impression of Lamb Chop fails to impress your opponent. Apparently that was one song that does end.
  
 
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== References ==
 
== References ==
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*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boogie-woogie Boogie-woogie] is mainly associated with dancing.
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* "made for walking, which would be just what they'd do" is in reference to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/These_Boots_Are_Made_for_Walkin%27 These Boots are Made For Walkin'] a 1966 #1 hit by Nancy Sinatra
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* Lamb Chop is a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb_Chop_(puppet) sock puppet sheep] created by comedian and ventriloquist [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shari_Lewis Shari Lewis].
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* "''Way to give 'em a taste, KG''" is a reference to the song "Rock Your Socks Off" by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenacious_d Tenacious D].
  
 
== Collection ==
 
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Latest revision as of 20:51, 10 July 2011


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These were originally made for walking, which would be just what they'd do, if they had feet in them. Which they would have, if wrapping scouring-pads around your feet were your thing.

Type: weapon (melee)
Class: towel
Hands: 2
Attack: 40
Cost of TP on use: N/A
Damage Type: Physical damage
Autosell value: 120

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded

Outfit name: N/A

Plural: pairs of grandfather's socks
Bonus: +3% to Brawn

Obtained From

Combat Messages

Successful Attack

  • First you hit with your left, then you hit with your right, then you do the boogie-woogie for X damage.
  • You scour all over your opponents for X damage. Talk about raw.
  • You sock your opponent's rocks off for X damage. Way to give 'em a taste, KG.

Unsuccessful Attack

  • Your attempt to sock with your socks sucks.
  • You toy around with your socks, but your measly impression of Lamb Chop fails to impress your opponent. Apparently that was one song that does end.

Fumble Message

  • You attempt an incredibly complex nunchuckesque routine and accidently scratch yourself with the barbed-wire-like wool, doing yourself X damage.

Notes

References

Collection

diskincluded - 10000 | McFeisty - 1197 | MsFeisty - 232 | LordCretin - 100 | babe - 98 | CommanderMack - 84 | underscore - 69 | Josiah - 63 | pandamonieum - 60 | Seir - 39


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