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"Um, well, I don't really think so," you say, and start to walk away.
 
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== Opponent Level Information ==
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'''Opponent Level:'''
  
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'''Power Level:'''
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'''Attack Rating:'''
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'''Defence Rating:''' 25?
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== Scaling ==
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*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No
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*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
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*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
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*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
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*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind
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*Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
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*Physical Resistance: Y/N?
 
== Combat Messages ==
 
== Combat Messages ==
<i>Initiative Message(s):</i>
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'''Initiative Message(s):'''
<center>"Well, if that's how you're going to be, I guess I'll just have to take it then, Big Nose!" she says, and tries to look threatening while not actually doing anything.</center>
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*"Well, if that's how you're going to be, I guess I'll just have to take it then, Big Nose!" she says, and tries to look threatening while not actually doing anything.
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*"Fine then, if you won't give me your Moolah, I'll just have to take it!" she yells, and rushes at you.
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'''Successful Attack'''
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*You suggest that maybe she could consider hair plugs for her chin. "Plug this!" she says and pummels you for X DAMAGE!
  
''Miss Messages''
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*She uses the elastic of a fake beard as a sling shot and hits you in the chin for X DAMAGE!
  
<center>She strikes a pose as if to stun you with her amazing hairless chin and strains her neck</center>
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*She starts plucking random hairs from your body to make you as bald as her chin, doing X DAMAGE!
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'''Miss Messages:'''
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*She strikes a pose as if to stun you with her amazing hairless chin and strains her neck.
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*She puts on a fake beard to give you a before and after example of her career and gets distracted reminiscing about her glory days.
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*You've had enough of looking at her chin, so you close your eyes, causing her to pout instead of attacking you.
  
 
== Location(s) ==
 
== Location(s) ==
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*[[Image:fakebeard.png]]You acquire an item: [[fake beard]] '''( ?% )'''
 
*[[Image:fakebeard.png]]You acquire an item: [[fake beard]] '''( ?% )'''
 
*[[Image:elixir.png]]You acquire an item: [[Dr. Morelli's miracle elixir]] '''( ?% )'''
 
*[[Image:elixir.png]]You acquire an item: [[Dr. Morelli's miracle elixir]] '''( ?% )'''
*[[Image:moolah.png]]You gain ?-48-? [[moolah]]
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*[[Image:moolah.png]]You gain 38-79 [[moolah]]
 
'''Stats:'''
 
'''Stats:'''
*You gain ?-9-? [[brawn]], [[brains]], and [[bravado]]
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*You gain 1-6 [[brawn]] [[subpoints]]
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*You gain 1-6 [[brains]] [[subpoints]]
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*You gain 1-6 [[bravado]] [[subpoints]]
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== Notes ==
 
== Notes ==
  
 
== References ==
 
== References ==
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*The entire description of this combat is a reference to the 'Ex-Leper' sketch by the English comedy group [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python Monty Python] from their film 'Life of Brian'. You can read the original sketch [http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian-05.htm HERE]
  
 
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Latest revision as of 13:18, 7 May 2014


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Description

You're approached by a fairly unremarkable-looking (although definitely remarkably-dressed) woman. She holds out her hand toward you and says "Spare a couple of Moolah for an ex-bearded lady?"

"Sorry, did you say EX-bearded lady?", you ask.

"That's right, 15 years behind a set of whiskers and proud of it! Spare a couple of Moolah?" she repeats.

"But, what happened?", you ask, bewildered.

"Oh, I was cured! I had a slight headache you see, and the doctor gave me some pills, and before you know it - BAM! All my whiskers fell out! One minute I'm a carnie with a trade, and the next minute my livelihood's gone. So, how about that Moolah?"

"Um, well, I don't really think so," you say, and start to walk away.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Power Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating: 25?

Scaling

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

  • "Well, if that's how you're going to be, I guess I'll just have to take it then, Big Nose!" she says, and tries to look threatening while not actually doing anything.
  • "Fine then, if you won't give me your Moolah, I'll just have to take it!" she yells, and rushes at you.

Successful Attack

  • You suggest that maybe she could consider hair plugs for her chin. "Plug this!" she says and pummels you for X DAMAGE!
  • She uses the elastic of a fake beard as a sling shot and hits you in the chin for X DAMAGE!
  • She starts plucking random hairs from your body to make you as bald as her chin, doing X DAMAGE!

Miss Messages:

  • She strikes a pose as if to stun you with her amazing hairless chin and strains her neck.
  • She puts on a fake beard to give you a before and after example of her career and gets distracted reminiscing about her glory days.
  • You've had enough of looking at her chin, so you close your eyes, causing her to pout instead of attacking you.

Location(s)

Rewards

Stats:

Notes

References

  • The entire description of this combat is a reference to the 'Ex-Leper' sketch by the English comedy group Monty Python from their film 'Life of Brian'. You can read the original sketch HERE


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