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Latest revision as of 13:18, 7 May 2014
Description
You're approached by a fairly unremarkable-looking (although definitely remarkably-dressed) woman. She holds out her hand toward you and says "Spare a couple of Moolah for an ex-bearded lady?"
"Sorry, did you say EX-bearded lady?", you ask.
"That's right, 15 years behind a set of whiskers and proud of it! Spare a couple of Moolah?" she repeats.
"But, what happened?", you ask, bewildered.
"Oh, I was cured! I had a slight headache you see, and the doctor gave me some pills, and before you know it - BAM! All my whiskers fell out! One minute I'm a carnie with a trade, and the next minute my livelihood's gone. So, how about that Moolah?"
"Um, well, I don't really think so," you say, and start to walk away.
Opponent Level Information
Opponent Level:
Power Level:
Attack Rating:
Defence Rating: 25?
Scaling
- Does this opponent scale to you? No
- Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? No
- Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
- HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
- Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Physical Resistance: Y/N?
Combat Messages
Initiative Message(s):
- "Well, if that's how you're going to be, I guess I'll just have to take it then, Big Nose!" she says, and tries to look threatening while not actually doing anything.
- "Fine then, if you won't give me your Moolah, I'll just have to take it!" she yells, and rushes at you.
Successful Attack
- You suggest that maybe she could consider hair plugs for her chin. "Plug this!" she says and pummels you for X DAMAGE!
- She uses the elastic of a fake beard as a sling shot and hits you in the chin for X DAMAGE!
- She starts plucking random hairs from your body to make you as bald as her chin, doing X DAMAGE!
Miss Messages:
- She strikes a pose as if to stun you with her amazing hairless chin and strains her neck.
- She puts on a fake beard to give you a before and after example of her career and gets distracted reminiscing about her glory days.
- You've had enough of looking at her chin, so you close your eyes, causing her to pout instead of attacking you.
Location(s)
Rewards
- You acquire an item: small handful of cabbage ( ?% )
- You acquire an item: fake beard ( ?% )
- You acquire an item: Dr. Morelli's miracle elixir ( ?% )
- You gain 38-79 moolah
Stats:
Notes
References
- The entire description of this combat is a reference to the 'Ex-Leper' sketch by the English comedy group Monty Python from their film 'Life of Brian'. You can read the original sketch HERE
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