Difference between revisions of "Artery Hardener"

Latest revision as of 20:03, 25 May 2014

Health-wise, this multi-level monster burger is definitely not going to do you much good, but it tastes great, and after all, surely it's the size that matters.

Type: food
Autosell value: 60
Turns on use: 26-32
Fullness: 5

Can not be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Plural: artery hardeners

Obtained From

Recipes

Base Turns to Combine

10

Recipe

Ingredients:	4 probably-meat patties	1 sachet of "special" sauce	1 sesame-seed bun	4 slices of processed cheese
Result:	Artery Hardener

When Consumed

You eat the Artery Hardener. You almost choke from the MSG, but hey, look at your arteries! They're so buff! You feel stronger, and now you've got a lot of energy to burn!

You gain 26-32 turns and 5 fullness

Stats:

You gain 18 brawn subpoints

You gain 9 brains subpoints

You gain 12 bravado subpoints

Notes

When combined, this comes up: "Those items go together, just like dip di-dip di-dip doo-bop a doo-bee doo."

It takes 10 turns to create this item unless you have the microwave oven installed in your camp, in which case it takes 8 turns. With the Iron Toque, it takes 7 turns to make this item.

Make exactly 30 of these in one go to get the McJob award and exactly 50 in one go to get the McManager award.

References

"Dip di-dip di-dip doo-bop a doo-bee doo" is a reference to the song We Go Together.
An Artery Hardener, sometimes called Cellulite Maker, is any foodstuff that can clog the arteries.

Collection

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 {{Summary/Items/Food
 |imagename=Artharden.png
-|description=There are four probably-meat patties, four slices of processed cheese, "special" sauce and several pounds of fat in this monster!
+|description=Health-wise, this multi-level monster burger is definitely not going to do you much good, but it tastes great, and after all, surely it's the size that matters.
-Health-wise, it's not going to do you much good, but it tastes AWESOME!
-It'd be even better with bacon.
 |autosell=60
-|turnsonuse=30
+|turnsonuse=26-32
 |fullness=5
 |discarded=Can not
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 |traded=Can
 |stored=Can
-|plural=Artery Hardeners
+|plural=artery hardeners
 }}
+== Obtained From ==
+*[[Recipes]]
+=== Base Turns to Combine ===
+*10
 ==Recipe==
 <TABLE CELLPADDING=3 CELLSPACING=0 BORDER=1px>
 <TR ALIGN="center" style="background-color: #FFFFFF">
 <TD>Ingredients:</TD>
-<TD>4 [[probably-meat patty]]</TD>
+<TD>4 [[probably-meat patty|probably-meat patties]]</TD>
-<TD>[[sachet of "special" sauce]]</TD>
+<TD>1 [[sachet of "special" sauce]]</TD>
-<TD>[[sesame-seed bun]]</TD>
+<TD>1 [[sesame-seed bun]]</TD>
-<TD>4 [[slice of processed cheese]]</TD>
+<TD>4 [[slice of processed cheese|slices of processed cheese]]</TD>
 </TR>
-<TR ALIGN="center" style="background-color: #EEEEEE">
+<TR ALIGN="center" style="background-color: #ca2023">
 <TD style="background-color: #FFFFFF">Result:</TD>
 <TD COLSPAN=4>'''Artery Hardener'''</TD>
 </TR>
 </TABLE>
 == When Consumed ==
-You eat the Artery Hardener. Num num num!
+You eat the Artery Hardener. You almost choke from the MSG, but hey, look at your arteries! They're so buff! You feel stronger, and now you've got a lot of energy to burn!
+*You gain 26-32 [[turns]] and 5 [[fullness]]
-'''You gain 30 [[turns]] and 5 [[fullness.]]'''
+'''Stats:'''
+*You gain 18 [[brawn]] [[subpoints]]
-'''Stats:'''
+*You gain 9 [[brains]] [[subpoints]]
-You gain 18 [[brawn.]]
+*You gain 12 [[bravado]] [[subpoints]]
-You gain 9 [[brains.]]
+== Notes ==
-You gain 12 [[bravado.]]
+*When [[Combined Item|combined]], this comes up: "Those items go together, just like dip di-dip di-dip doo-bop a doo-bee doo."
+*It takes 10 turns to create this item unless you have the [[microwave oven]] installed in your camp, in which case it takes 8 turns.  With the [[Iron Toque]], it takes 7 turns to make this item.
-== Notes ==
+*Make exactly 30 of these in one go to get the [[McJob]] award and exactly 50 in one go to get the [[McManager]] award.
 == References ==
+*"Dip di-dip di-dip doo-bop a doo-bee doo" is a reference to the song We Go Together.
+*An Artery Hardener, sometimes called Cellulite Maker, is any foodstuff that can clog the arteries.
+== Collection ==
-{{Page/Links}}
+<center><CollectionInfo>3689a64d417380b8b83d1edd2f6d5ff2</CollectionInfo></center>
+{{Page/QuickLinks}}
+[[Category:Food (By Fullness)|5, Artery Hardener]]
+[[Category:Foods (By Brawn)|18, Artery Hardener]]
+[[Category:Foods (By Brains)|9, Artery Hardener]]
+[[Category:Foods (By Bravado)|12, Artery Hardener]]
 [[Category: Food]]
+[[Category:Recipes]]