Stats

• Level
• HP
• TP
• Brains
• Brawn
• Bravado
• Stomach
• Bladder

Stat Table

Item Name	Source Type	Extra Stats	Duration	Notes
stunted stint slacks	Item	+2 to Bravado	Always	-2% chance of getting Initiative in a fight
Infinite Roll of TP	Item	+10% to Brains	Always	Restore +2 TP per turn, may prevent opponent attacking during combat
lab coat	Item	+2 to Brains	Always	none
strap-on wings	Item	+5 to Bravado	Always	none
lucky tie	Item	+1 to all stats	Always	none
pocket calculator	Item	+5% to Brains	Always	none
infinite ring	Item	+5% to Bravado	Always	none
grandfather's socks	Item	+3% to Brawn	Always	none
Token of Appreciation	Item	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Token Gear (TM) Belt	Belt	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Token Gear (TM) Bling	Charm	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Token Gear (TM) Gloves	Gloves	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Ant Queen's crown	Hat	+2 to all stats	Always	Obtained From Killer Queen Ant
Legendary hard rock hat	Hat	+3 to Bravado	Always	Obtained From The Zweit-Childer Mining Site
Token Gear (TM) Cap	Hat	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Token Gear (TM) Talisman	Off-hand item	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Ornate hand mirror	Off-hand item	+3 to Bravado	Always	Obtained From Second-hand Sideshow
Token Gear (TM) Cargo Pants	Pants	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Plastic smiley-face ring	Ring	+5% to all stats	Always	Restore +2 HP per turn, +5% to Max HP
Token Gear (TM) Ring	Ring	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Token Gear (TM) T-Shirt	Shirt	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Wifebeater	Shirt	+1 to Brawn	Always	-5 to Brains, +1 to Bravado
Token Gear (TM) Sneakers	Shoes	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Big bug zapper	Weapon	+5 to all Stats	Always	+10 Electrical damage, -10% to Moolah-based NPC Stores Prices
Wolfenstein	Weapon	+20% to Brawn	Always	Unique Item, +20 Physical damage, +20% chance of Critical Hit
Snotless	Effect	-50% to all stats	5 Adventures	Obtained by reaching zero HP in any way.
Wings	Effect	+10 Brawn	10 Adventures	Obtained by drinking Brown Cow Energy Drink
Blue sugar	Effect	+18 Brawn	50 Adventures	Obtained by eating blue necklaceless candy
Red sugar	Effect	+14 Bravado	50 Adventures	Obtained by eating red necklaceless candy
White sugar	Effect	+23 Brains	50 Adventures	Obtained by eating white necklaceless candy
Green sugar	Effect	+23 Brains	50 Adventures	Obtained by eating green necklaceless candy
Orange sugar	Effect	+14 Bravado	50 Adventures	Obtained by eating orange necklaceless candy
Hugged	Effect	+10 to all stats	10 Adventures	You regain all of your HP
Stinkbreath	Effect	-3 Bravado	5 Adventures	Obtained by eating sliced onion
Short Tempered	Effect	+3 Brawn, -3 Brains, +3 Bravado	5 Adventures	Obtained by eating short pills
Powered Up	Effect	Unknown	35 Adventures	Obtained by using holographic pair o' dice

Stat Gains Table

Item Name	Source Type	Extra Stats	Duration	Notes
Stilts	Shoes	+5% to Stat Gains per fight	Always	-5% chance of getting Initiative in a fight, +5% chance of Fumbling
Merry Christmas 2007 T-Shirt	Shirt	+5 to all Stats, +10% to Stat Gains per fight	Always	+10 to Opponent Level