Stats

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There are three types of Stats: Brains, Brawn, and Bravado. Each stat group is developed of subpoints, the amount of subpoints you need to acquire in order to get an additional stat is based on the equation (Bx2)+3 where B=Current Stat Level.

• Level
• HP
• TP
• Max HP
• Brains
• Brawn
• Bravado
• Stomach
• Bladder

Item Name	Source Type	Extra Stats	Duration	Notes
Blue sugar	Effect	+50% Brawn	50 Adventures	Obtained by eating blue necklaceless candy
Orange sugar	Effect	+50% Bravado	50 Adventures	Obtained by eating orange necklaceless candy
Green sugar	Effect	+50% Brains	50 Adventures	Obtained by eating green necklaceless candy
Wolfenstein	Weapon	+20% to Brawn	Always	Unique Item, +20 Physical damage, +20% chance of Critical Hit
Sole Survivor	Effect	+10% Brawn	5 Adventures	Obtained by using Kool-Kat-Aid
L.O.V.E. Bling	Bling	+10% to Bravado	Always	sometimes gives bonus damage and/or item drops
Infinite Roll of TP	Item	+10% to Brains	Always	Restore +2 TP per turn, may prevent opponent attacking during combat
Token Gear (TM) Sneakers	Shoes	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Token of Appreciation	Item	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Token Gear (TM) Belt	Belt	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Token Gear (TM) Bling	Charm	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Token Gear (TM) Gloves	Gloves	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Token Gear (TM) Cap	Hat	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Token Gear (TM) Talisman	Off-hand item	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Token Gear (TM) Cargo Pants	Pants	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Token Gear (TM) Ring	Ring	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Token Gear (TM) T-Shirt	Shirt	+10 to all stats	Always	+3 to all Elemental Resistance
Wings	Effect	+10 Brawn	10 Adventures	Obtained by drinking Brown Cow Energy Drink
Hugged	Effect	+10 to all stats	10 Adventures	You regain all of your HP
Powered Up	Effect	+10% to all stats	20 Adventures	Obtained by using holographic pair o' dice
Merry Christmas 2007 T-Shirt	Shirt	+5 to all stats	Always	+10 to Opponent Level, +10% to stat gains
Big bug zapper	Weapon	+5 to all Stats	Always	+10 Electrical damage, -10% to Moolah-based NPC Stores Prices
Elvish Energy	Effect	+5 to all stats	20 Adventures	Obtained by drinking Brandy alejandro
pocket calculator	Off-Hand Item	+5% to Brains	Always	none
infinite ring	Ring	+5% to Bravado	Always	none
Wabbit fur coat	Shirt	+5% Max HP	Always	none
Plastic smiley-face ring	Ring	+5% to all stats	Always	Restore +2 HP per turn, +5% to Max HP
"Kiss me I'm Dyrish" t-shirt	Shirt	+5 to Bravado	Always	-3 to Opponent Level, -3% to Moolah-based NPC Store Prices
strap-on wings	Item	+5 to Bravado	Always	none
grandfather's socks	Item	+3% to Brawn	Always	none
Ornate hand mirror	Off-hand item	+3 to Bravado	Always	Obtained From Second-hand Sideshow
rock-in-a-sock	Weapon	+3 to Brawn, +3 to Bravado	Always	+3 to Opponent Level
Short Tempered	Effect	+3 Brawn,-3 Brains,+3 Bravado	5 Adventures	Obtained by eating short pills
Legendary hard rock hat	Hat	+3 to Bravado	Always	Obtained From The Zweit-Childer Mining Site
Ant Queen's crown	Hat	+2 to all stats	Always	Obtained From Killer Queen Ant
stunted stint slacks	Item	+2 to Bravado	Always	-2% chance of getting Initiative in a fight
lab coat	Item	+2 to Brains	Always	none
lucky tie	Item	+1 to all stats	Always	none
Wifebeater	Shirt	+1 to Brawn	Always	-5 to Brains, +1 to Bravado
Wabbit ears	Hat	+1 to Bravado	Always	none
Wabbit tail	Pants	+1 to Brawn	Always	none
Wabbit feet	Shoes	+1 to Brains	Always	none
Stinkbreath	Effect	-3 Bravado	5 Adventures	Obtained by eating sliced onion
Blarney Stoned	Effect	-10 to all stats	5 Adventures	Obtained by using Golden pot
Snotless	Effect	-50% to all stats	5 Adventures	Obtained by reaching zero HP in any way.

Stat Gains Table

Item Name	Source Type	Extra Stats	Duration	Notes
Merry Christmas 2007 T-Shirt	Shirt	+10% to stat gains	Always	+10 to Opponent Level, +5 to all stats
Stilts	Shoes	+5% to Stat Gains per fight	Always	-5% chance of getting Initiative in a fight, +5% chance of Fumbling
Weird stone	Off-Hand Item	+1-3 to stat gains sporadicly during combat	Always	Also sporadicly heals HP and TP
torn veil	Weapon	+1 to Stat Gains from Fights	Always	none
Pranksta Spats	Shoes	Pranks opponent in combat for extra stats	Always	+5 to Opponent Level

Notes

• See also Farming