Tiny bottle of gin

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Gin, the drink of choice for angry drunks everywhere, is distilled from juniper berries which, as everyone knows, come from juniper bushes. No really, there are no miracles involved. It's pretty much what juniper bushes do.

Type: drink
Autosell value: 5
Turns on use: ?1-3?
Intoxication on use: 5
Bladder: 1

can be discarded
can be autosold
can be traded
can be stored

Plural: Tiny bottles of gin

Obtained From

• Barroom Blitz

When Consumed

You lick your lips a couple of times, then drink the gin. You involuntarily shake your head and make a sound like a stuttering locomotive. When you're finally able to feel your mouth again, you pull the hair out of it.

• You gain ?1-3? turns
• You gain 1 bladder

Stats:

• You gain 2 brawn
• You gain 2 brains

Effects: None

Notes

Tiny Bottles of Liquor Drinks: Tiny bottle of rum / Tiny bottle of vodka / Tiny bottle of tequila / Tiny bottle of bourbon / Tiny bottle of scotch / Tiny bottle of gin

References

• The juniper berries from juniper bushes bit is a reference from Monty Pyton's "Life of Brian," where a misguided crowd follows Brian, whom they believe is the messiah, to the high mountains and proceed to complain about their hunger. Brian then tells them to eat juniper berries at which the crowd cheers that he has performed a miracle by making the bush "fuitful by his word." Seriously, though. Just watch the whole movie--you won't be disappointed.

Collection

LordCretin - 100 | CeruleanArcher - 52 | Gurps - 5 | unknownZ - 1