Awards

Listed below are the "awards" that are given in the game for completing certain tasks. Once you have completed the requirements for an award go to Burt's Awards in the mall where you can buy the award and it will be placed in the player's profile for everyone to see.

Awards

Number	Name	Image	Image filename	Requirement	Restriction
1	Well that was a waste of time!		A Complete Waste of Time	Click The Construction Site 1001 Times.	Had to be completed during Pre-Alpha Stage of Paradox the Musical.
2	Certificate of Denoobification		I Am So Smrt	For Completing all tasks required by Professor von Noob.	None
4	Was That You?		Was That You	Use 200 Fart-In-A-Bags from the inventory.	None
5	Knock Knock		Knock Knock	For using 100 really bad jokes in combat.	None
6	McJob		McJob	For creating 30 Artery Hardeners in a single combine.	Must be made in one Combine
7	McManager		McManager	For creating 50 Artery Hardeners in a single combine.	Must be made in one Combine
8	Totally Sporadic		Totally Sporadic	For using 30 of each pink, white and green spores.	None
12	Red Light Award		Red Light Award	Defeat 100 opponents with an intense infrared emitter.	None
20	Dead and Alive		Dead And Alive	For defeating 100 Schrodinger cats.	None
22	Hollyfood		Hollyfood	For eating 10 boxes of cinema popcorn, 10 handfuls of Dixon Choc-Orange Balls (TM), 10 packs of Dixon Prunets (TM) and 10 choc-top ice cream cones.	None
23	Night Vision		Night Vision	For eating 50 carrots.	None
26	Compensation		Compensation	For defeating 300 opponents with a really big ruler equipped.	None
28	Butterfists		Butterfists	For beating yourself snotless by fumbling 3 times.	None
30	Xtra Strong		Xtra Strong	For reaching level 10 or higher with a 20% Brawn stat bias.	Applies to current run only
31	Xtra Smart		Xtra Smrt	For reaching level 10 or higher with a 20% Brains stat bias.	Applies to current run only
32	Xtra Brave		Xtra Brave	For reaching level 10 or higher with a 20% Bravado stat bias.	Applies to current run only
33	Xtra Xtra Strong		Xtra Xtra Strong	For reaching level 20 or higher with a 10% Brawn stat bias.	Applies to current run only
34	Xtra Xtra Smart		Xtra Xtra Smrt	For reaching level 20 or higher with a 10% Brains stat bias.	Applies to current run only
35	Xtra Xtra Brave		Xtra Xtra Brave	For reaching level 20 or higher with a 10% Bravado stat bias.	Applies to current run only
?	Slug Buggerer		Slug Buggerer	For choosing to Bug the Slugs 200 times.	?