Melee

Listed below are all of the weapons that do melee damage against an opponent.

Blades

Image	Item Name	Hands	Attack	Damage Type	Obtained From
	Ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors	1	15	Physical damage	Demo Location
	Cheese cutter	1	6	Physical damage	Kitchens
	Cold chisel	1	8	Physical damage	Charlie Gardens Memorial Park
	Razor-tipped glove	1	50	Physical damage	SuperMegaGoogolplex Cinema
	Really big ruler	1	22	Physical damage	Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab
	Rusty butterknife‎	1	3	Physical damage	Charlie Gardens Memorial Park
	SCYTHE OF DOOOOOOM	2	15	Physical damage	Junkyard
	Shovel	2	6	Physical damage	Downtown
	Tiny dagger	1	10	Physical damage	DQS Kitchens

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Clubs

Image	Item Name	Hands	Attack	Damage Type	Obtained From
	Bear bum bum-battering bat	2	15	Physical damage	The Long Wood
	Big bug zapper	1	200	Physical damage	Gobberwart
	Fireman's axe	2	65	Unknown	Unknown
	Knuckle-duster	1	4	Physical damage	Downtown
	Newspaper	1	7	Physical damage	Junkyard
	home-made nunchaku	1	10	Physical damage	Demo Location
	padded stick	2	2	Physical damage	Combined Item
	Petrol canister	2	15	Physical damage	Junkyard
	short-handled pickaxe	2	18	Physical damage	Mine Camp F
	Rock-in-a-sock	1	60	Physical damage	Combined Item
	Short piece of hose	1	10	Physical damage	Junkyard
	Stick	1	1	Physical damage	Gymnasium
	Rubbery tentacle	1	30	Physical damage	Astrophysiologymnometrics Lab
	Wolfenstein	1	240	Physical damage	Gobberwart

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Staves

Image	Item Name	Hands	Attack	Damage Type	Obtained From
	Ant Queen's claw	1	25	Physical damage	Charlie Gardens Memorial Park
	Impee Plastic Pitchfork	2	40	Physical damage	Impalix

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Towels

Image	Item Name	Hands	Attack	Damage Type	Obtained From
	half-chewed towel	1	11	Physical damage	Second-hand Sideshow
	grandfather's socks	2	40	Physical damage	Astrophysiologymnometrics Lab
	torn veil	1	25	Physical damage	Star-crossed scientist

Notes

• Melee weapons benefit the Brawn subpoints gains.

See Also

• Weapons