Opponents

This page is an index of all of the combat opponents in the game. They are listed by location.

Charlie Gardens Memorial Park

• Flame tree
• Jogger
• Kamikaze flying squirrel
• Killer Queen Ant
• Large pile of something gross
• Performance "artist"
• Poisonous pigeon
• Small swarm of ants

Demo Location

(Currently Closed)

• Guy in a home-made ninja suit
• Jazzy cat
• Mondayitis
• Non-standards-compliant web browser
• Rock lobstar
• Six banana-wielding monkeys
• The Mayor of Palookaville
• The mistress of spankage
• The urge to go for a beer

Gymnasium

• Different sparring partner
• Sparring partner

Rogue Leprechaun Camp

Only Available on St. Patrick's Day 2009

• Depprechaun‎
• Leperchaun‎
• Mexxichaun‎
• Reeferchaun‎
• Zebrachaun‎

The Carnival

• "unicorn"
• Amazing average-sized man
• Ex-bearded lady
• Human canvas
• Wannabe midgets

The Department of Questionable Sciences

• Acolyte of pseudoscience
• Betentacled horror from outer space
• Bugged scientist
• Counting crows
• Giant scientist-eating shroom
• Legion
• Malfunctioning geospatiodynamostatic probe
• Rather annoying robodog
• Schrodinger cat
• Shifty-looking company-guy
• Star-crossed scientist
• Toy problem
• Trigonometric malfunction
• Unexpected pair of trousers
• Urge to go pantsless
• Worm

The Zweit-Childer Mining Site

• Flock of bats
• Hard rock snake
• Something your mother always warned you about

Notes

• See Also Non-combat Adventures
• See Also Choice Adventures