Weapons

Melee Weapons

Item Name	Class	Attack	Hands	Damage Type	Bonus
stick	club	1	1-Handed	Physical damage	N/A
padded stick	club	2	2-Handed	Physical damage	N/A
Rusty butterknife‎	blade	5	1-Handed	Physical damage	N/A
Cheese cutter	blade	6	1-Handed	Physical damage	N/A
Newspaper	club	7	1-Handed	Physical damage	N/A
cold chisel	blade	8	1-Handed	Physical damage	+3 Cold damage
home-made nunchaku	club	10	1-Handed	Physical damage	N/A
Short piece of hose	club	10	1-Handed	Physical damage	N/A
Tiny dagger	blade	10	1-Handed	Physical damage	N/A
half-chewed towel	towel	11	1-Handed	Physical damage	N/A
Bear bum bum-battering bat	Club	15	2-Handed	Physical damage	N/A
ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors	blade	15	1-Handed	Physical damage	N/A
Petrol canister	club	15	2-Handed	Physical damage	N/A
SCYTHE OF DOOOOOOM	blade	15	2-Handed	Physical damage	sometimes restores HP during combat
short-handled pickaxe	club	18	2-Handed	Physical damage	N/A
really big ruler	blade	22	1-Handed	Physical damage	N/A
Ant Queen's claw	Staff	25	1-Handed	Physical damage	+5% chance of Critical Hit
torn veil	towel	25	1-Handed	Physical damage	+1 Stat Gains from fights
rubbery tentacle	club	30	1-Handed	Physical damage	N/A
grandfather's socks	towel	40	2-Handed	Physical damage	+3% to Brawn
Impee Plastic Pitchfork	staff	40	2-Handed	Physical damage	+5 Physical damage
Razor-tipped glove	blade	50	1-Handed	Physical damage	+3 Poison damage
Rock-in-a-sock	club	60	1-Handed	Physical damage	+3 to Brawn, +3 to Bravado, +3 to Opponent Level
Fireman's axe	club	65	2-Handed	Physical damage	N/A
Big bug zapper	Club	200	1-Handed	Physical damage	+5 to all stats, +10 Electrical damage, -10% to Moolah-based NPC Stores Prices
Wolfenstein	club	240	1-Handed	Physical damage	Unique Item, +20% to Brawn, +20 Physical damage, +20% chance of Critical Hit

Ranged Weapons

Item Name	Class	Attack	Hands	Damage Type	Bonus
slingshot	projectile	3	2-Handed	Physical damage	N/A
Scrapheap flame-thrower	projectile	25	2-Handed	Hot damage	N/A
elastic bat-a-ball	projectile	40	1-Handed	Physical damage	-100% chance of Fumbling
toy water pistol	projectile	60	1-Handed	Water damage	+10 Water damage, +5 to Opponent Level
spud cannon	projectile	140	2-Handed	Physical damage	N/A

Gadgets

Item Name	Class	Attack	Hands	Damage Type	Bonus
intense infrared emitter	Gadgets	23	1-Handed	Hot damage	N/A
taser	Gadgets	28	1-Handed	Electrical damage	N/A

See Also

• Unarmed
• View weapons by their type here : Weapon Types
• View weapons by type of damage here: Combat Action