Opponents

This is an index of all of the combat opponents that can be found in all of the areas of the game. They are listed by location.

The Carnival

• "unicorn"
• Amazing average-sized man
• Ex-bearded lady
• Human canvas
• Wannabe midgets

Charlie Gardens Memorial Park

• Flame tree
• Jogger
• Kamikaze flying squirrel
• Killer Queen Ant
• Large pile of something gross
• Performance "artist"
• Poisonous pigeon
• Small swarm of ants

The Department of Questionable Sciences

Astrophysiologymnometrics Lab

• Betentacled horror from outer space
• Star-crossed scientist
• Unexpected pair of trousers
• Urge to go pantsless

Exointrinsicbiotechnomystifics Lab

• Acolyte of pseudoscience
• Rather annoying robodog
• Worm

Geospatiodynamostatics Lab

• Bugged scientist
• Malfunctioning geospatiodynamostatic probe
• Shifty-looking company-guy

Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab

• Counting crows
• Toy problem
• Trigonometric malfunction

Ultraspatiotemporalanomalistics Lab

• Giant scientist-eating shroom
• Legion
• Schrodinger cat

Downtown

• An Annoying Tourist
• A Drunk Office Worker
• A Stumbling Bum
• Men Not At Work
• A Gang Banger

DQS Kitchens

• "magic" fridge
• seriously cybernetic hot beverage dispenser
• six banana-wielding monkeys
• toaster from hell

Gymnasium

• Different sparring partner
• Sparring partner

Junkyard

• flock of dump gulls
• glaring bear
• garbage-gathering rodent
• junkyard dog
• possessed dumpster
• raccoon

The Long Wood

• Bear bum
• Occultist
• Parti-coloured slug party
• Ubiquitous wood-gatherer
• Woodchuck

The Zweit-Childer Mining Site

Mine Camp F

• Master miner
• Miner bird
• Minor miner
• Sharp miner
• Forty miners
• Maurice miner

Zweit-Childer Mine

• Flock of bats
• Hard rock snake
• Something your mother always warned you about

Holiday Locations/Not Available

Demo Location

(Currently Closed)

• Guy in a home-made ninja suit
• Jazzy cat
• Mondayitis
• Non-standards-compliant web browser
• Rock lobstar
• Six banana-wielding monkeys
• The Mayor of Palookaville
• The mistress of spankage
• The urge to go for a beer

Rogue Leprechaun Camp

Only Available on St. Patrick's Day

• Depprechaun‎
• Leperchaun‎
• Mexxichaun‎
• Reeferchaun‎
• Zebrachaun‎

Wabbit Season

Only available during Easter

• Vicious wabbit‎
• Playful wabbit‎
• Invisible wabbit‎
• Monstrous wabbit‎
• Energetic wabbit‎
• Guy in a wabbit suit‎

See Also

• Non-combat Adventures
• Choice Adventures
• Combat Adventures
• Opponents by Damage Type