Weapons

Melee Weapons

Blades

Image	Item Name	Hands	Attack	Damage Type	Obtained From
	Ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors	1	15	Physical damage	Demo Location
	Cheese cutter	1	6	Physical damage	Kitchens
	Cold chisel	1	8	Physical damage	Charlie Gardens Memorial Park
	Razor-tipped glove	1	50	Physical damage	SuperMegaGoogolplex Cinema
	Really big ruler	1	22	Physical damage	Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab
	Rusty butterknife‎	1	3	Physical damage	Charlie Gardens Memorial Park
	SCYTHE OF DOOOOOOM	2	15	Physical damage	Junkyard
	Shovel	2	6	Physical damage	Downtown
	Tiny dagger	1	10	Physical damage	DQS Kitchens

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Clubs

Image	Item Name	Hands	Attack	Damage Type	Obtained From
	Bear bum bum-battering bat	2	15	Physical damage	The Long Wood
	Big bug zapper	1	200	Physical damage	Gobberwart
	Fireman's axe	2	65	Unknown	Unknown
	Knuckle-duster	1	4	Physical damage	Downtown
	Newspaper	1	7	Physical damage	Junkyard
	home-made nunchaku	1	10	Physical damage	Demo Location
	padded stick	2	2	Physical damage	Combined Item
	Petrol canister	2	15	Physical damage	Junkyard
	short-handled pickaxe	2	18	Physical damage	Mine Camp F
	Rock-in-a-sock	1	60	Physical damage	Combined Item
	Short piece of hose	1	10	Physical damage	Junkyard
	Stick	1	1	Physical damage	Gymnasium
	Rubbery tentacle	1	30	Physical damage	Astrophysiologymnometrics Lab
	Wolfenstein	1	240	Physical damage	Gobberwart

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Staves

Image	Item Name	Hands	Attack	Damage Type	Obtained From
	Ant Queen's claw	1	25	Physical damage	Charlie Gardens Memorial Park
	Impee Plastic Pitchfork	2	40	Physical damage	Impalix

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Towels

Image	Item Name	Hands	Attack	Damage Type	Obtained From
	half-chewed towel	1	11	Physical damage	Second-hand Sideshow
	grandfather's socks	2	40	Physical damage	Astrophysiologymnometrics Lab
	torn veil	1	25	Physical damage	Star-crossed scientist

Ranged Weapons

Projectiles

Image	Item Name	Hands	Attack	Damage Type	Obtained From
	slingshot	2	3	Physical damage	Cafeteria
	Can of spray paint	1	5	Physical damage	Downtown
	Football	1	15	Physical damage	Mine Camp F
	Scrapheap flame-thrower	2	25	Physical damage	Combined Item
	elastic bat-a-ball	1	40	Physical damage	Prize Booth
	toy water pistol	2	60	Water damage	Christmas cracker
	spud cannon	2	140	Physical damage	Demo Location

Gadgets

Gadgets

Image	Item Name	Hands	Attack	TP Cost	Damage Type	Obtained From
	XPhone	1	100	3	Physical damage	Flashcube
	taser	1	28	5	Electrical damage	Bugged scientist
	Intense infrared emitter	1	23	4	Hot damage	Geospatiodynamostatics Lab

See Also

• Unarmed
• View weapons by their type here : Weapon Types
• View weapons by type of damage here: Combat Action