Opponents

This is an index of all of the combat opponents that can be found in all of the areas of the game. They are listed by location.

Charlie Gardens Memorial Park

• Flame tree
• Jogger
• Kamikaze flying squirrel
• Killer Queen Ant
• Large pile of something gross
• Performance "artist"
• Poisonous pigeon
• Small swarm of ants

Demo Location

(Currently Closed)

• Guy in a home-made ninja suit
• Jazzy cat
• Mondayitis
• Non-standards-compliant web browser
• Rock lobstar
• Six banana-wielding monkeys
• The Mayor of Palookaville
• The mistress of spankage
• The urge to go for a beer

Downtown

• An Annoying Tourist
• Stickup Comic
• A Drunk Office Worker
• A Stumbling Bum
• Barroom Blitz
• Down On The Corner
• Men Not At Work
• A Gang Banger

DQS Kitchens

• "magic" fridge
• seriously cybernetic hot beverage dispenser
• six banana-wielding monkeys
• toaster from hell

Gymnasium

• Different sparring partner
• Sparring partner

Junkyard

• flock of dump gulls
• glaring bear
• garbage-gathering rodent
• junkyard dog
• possessed dumpster
• raccoon

Rogue Leprechaun Camp

Only Available on St. Patrick's Day

• Depprechaun‎
• Leperchaun‎
• Mexxichaun‎
• Reeferchaun‎
• Zebrachaun‎

The Carnival

• "unicorn"
• Amazing average-sized man
• Ex-bearded lady
• Human canvas
• Wannabe midgets

The Department of Questionable Sciences

Astrophysiologymnometrics Lab

• Betentacled horror from outer space
• Star-crossed scientist
• Unexpected pair of trousers
• Urge to go pantsless

Exointrinsicbiotechnomystifics Lab

• Acolyte of pseudoscience
• Rather annoying robodog
• Worm

Geospatiodynamostatics Lab

• Bugged scientist
• Malfunctioning geospatiodynamostatic probe
• Shifty-looking company-guy

Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab

• Counting crows
• Toy problem
• Trigonometric malfunction

Ultraspatiotemporalanomalistics Lab

• Giant scientist-eating shroom
• Legion
• Schrodinger cat
• Trigonometric malfunction

The Long Wood

• Bear bum
• Occultist
• Parti-coloured slug party
• Ubiquitous wood-gatherer
• Woodchuck

The Zweit-Childer Mining Site

Mine Camp F

• Master miner
• Miner bird
• Minor miner
• Sharp miner
• Forty miners
• Maurice miner

Zweit-Childer Mine

• Flock of bats
• Hard rock snake
• Something your mother always warned you about

Wabbit Season

Only available during Easter

• Vicious wabbit‎
• Playful wabbit‎
• Invisible wabbit‎
• Monstrous wabbit‎
• Energetic wabbit‎
• Guy in a wabbit suit‎

See Also

• Non-combat Adventures
• Choice Adventures
• Combat Adventures
• Opponents by Damage Type