Opponents

This page lists all of the opponents in the game, whether they are combat opponents or non-combat opponents.

Monsters

• "unicorn"
• A Pair O' Ducks
• A boss demanding more publications RIGHT NOW!
• A sneaking feeling
• Acolyte of pseudoscience
• Amazing Grace
• Amazing average-sized man
• Betentacled horror from outer space
• Bugged scientist
• Bully For You
• Cave-In
• Continental Thrift
• Counting crows
• Different sparring partner
• Dread gazebo
• Duck Pond
• Dust bunnies
• Ex-bearded lady
• Flame tree
• Flock of bats
• Game of Non-Skill
• Giant scientist-eating shroom
• Guy in a home-made ninja suit
• Hard rock snake
• Holding Cell Entrance
• Human canvas
• I Can't Get No Subtraction
• I like to move it move it
• It just doesn't add up
• It's academic
• Jackpot!
• Jazzy cat
• Jogger
• Juggernaut Armchair
• Junk in a box
• Kamikaze flying squirrel
• Killer Queen Ant
• Large pile of something gross
• Legion
• Lunch Lady
• Malfunctioning geospatiodynamostatic probe
• Mean Girls
• Mondayitis
• Non-standards-compliant web browser
• Performance "artist"
• Poisonous pigeon
• Predictable
• Quantum Uncertainty
• Rather annoying robodog
• Really Good Fortune
• Rock lobstar
• Schrodinger cat
• Score
• Shifty-looking company-guy
• Six banana-wielding monkeys
• Skee-Ball
• Small swarm of ants
• Something your mother always warned you about
• Sparring partner
• Spider-fan
• Star(k) Naked
• Star-crossed scientist
• Stint Stunt
• Strength Tester
• The Dungeon Master
• The Hypotenuse Blues
• The Mayor of Palookaville
• The Trousers of Time
• The mistress of spankage
• The urge to go for a beer
• Toy problem
• Trigonometric malfunction
• Unexpected pair of trousers
• Urge to go pantsless
• Veni, Vidi, Vendi
• Wannabe midgets
• Whac-A-Bunny
• Worm
• You Wish
• You dug it