Opponents

This page is an index of all of the opponents in the game, whether they are combat opponents or non-combat opponents. They are listed by location.

Cafeteria

• Bully For You
• Lunch Lady
• Mean Girls
• The Dungeon Master
• Veni, Vidi, Vendi

Charlie Gardens Memorial Park

• A Pair O' Ducks
• Dread gazebo
• Flame tree
• Jogger
• Kamikaze flying squirrel
• Killer Queen Ant
• Large pile of something gross
• Performance "artist"
• Poisonous pigeon
• Small swarm of ants
• You Wish

Demo Location

(Currently Closed)

• Guy in a home-made ninja suit
• Jazzy cat
• Mondayitis
• Non-standards-compliant web browser
• Rock lobstar
• Six banana-wielding monkeys
• The Mayor of Palookaville
• The mistress of spankage
• The urge to go for a beer

Gymnasium

• Different sparring partner
• Sparring partner

The Carnival

• "unicorn"
• Amazing average-sized man
• Duck Pond
• Ex-bearded lady
• Game of Non-Skill
• Human canvas
• Predictable
• Really Good Fortune
• Skee-Ball
• Strength Tester
• Wannabe midgets
• Whac-A-Bunny

The Cluttered Closet

• A sneaking feeling
• Dust bunnies
• I like to move it move it
• It just doesn't add up
• It's academic
• Junk in a box
• Spider-fan

The Department of Questionable Sciences

• A boss demanding more publications RIGHT NOW!
• Acolyte of pseudoscience
• Amazing Grace
• Betentacled horror from outer space
• Bugged scientist
• Continental Thrift
• Counting crows
• Giant scientist-eating shroom
• Holding Cell Entrance
• I Can't Get No Subtraction
• Juggernaut Armchair
• Legion
• Malfunctioning geospatiodynamostatic probe
• Quantum Uncertainty
• Rather annoying robodog
• Schrodinger cat
• Shifty-looking company-guy
• Star(k) Naked
• Star-crossed scientist
• Stint Stunt
• The Hypotenuse Blues
• The Trousers of Time
• Toy problem
• Trigonometric malfunction
• Unexpected pair of trousers
• Urge to go pantsless
• Worm

The Zweit-Childer Mining Site

• Cave-In
• Flock of bats
• Hard rock snake
• Jackpot!
• Score
• Something your mother always warned you about
• You dug it